Ohio’s Best License Plates You Can’t Have

"M.T. Blake" (autohabit) 05/02/2018 at 12:28 • Filed to: License plates, inappropriate, illegal, dmv, license, plate, ohio, funny

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Ohio: The Heart of It All. Not sure what that means... but apparently someone thinks that’s a good nickname.

I think, Ohio: Take Your Shenanigan License Plates Else Where, sounds much better. Some of these are epic... read the PDF file link at the bottom. There’s nine pages! Every year I wonder how many get added? We are a creative species after all. We’re always thinking up new curse words!

My favorites:

FK UR CAR

I POOPED

PHKYA

4NAK8R

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > M.T. Blake 05/02/2018 at 12:55

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Thinking of changing my Kinja handle to 4NAK8R 

M.T. Blake > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/02/2018 at 13:01

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BAHAHHAHAHA. Pretty please do it.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > M.T. Blake 05/02/2018 at 13:04

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M.T. Blake > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/02/2018 at 13:09

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All hail the King of 4NAK8R!!!!

interstate366, now In The Industry > M.T. Blake 05/02/2018 at 13:22

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I’ve seen some of those out in the wild in VA, PLZ B 18 being one locally.

M.T. Blake > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/02/2018 at 13:56

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I’d think if a DMV found out they’d cancel the registration and demand the plates back.

interstate366, now In The Industry > M.T. Blake 05/02/2018 at 14:49

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Yeah, that actually happened in the late 90s. Someone got UDAM RYT because they knew a higher-up at the DMV, but it didn’t last long. The PLZ B 18 one has been around for a few years on a tC.

Spanfeller is a twat > M.T. Blake 05/06/2018 at 13:44

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Fuck CA?

Do they mean Canada or California?

M.T. Blake > Spanfeller is a twat 05/06/2018 at 14:40

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Probably California. Maybe Canada. Who seriously has a problem with Canada? Nice people from a cold place. I’m not particularly happy with their beer but the whiskey can be pretty good. Poutine isn’t too bad either.

Spanfeller is a twat > M.T. Blake 05/06/2018 at 14:43

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Why would midwesterns have anything againts the largest, richest, most overtly annoying state? that is also a Tax donor and has people like Bill Maher never shutting up about it.

Though I love California, If they could change their measuring system to metric I’d move there in a heartbeat.

M.T. Blake > Spanfeller is a twat 05/06/2018 at 14:44

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I’m in California. We’re a state full of fruits and nuts (literally and figuratively) you’d fit right in

Spanfeller is a twat > M.T. Blake 05/06/2018 at 14:49

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Oh, the fruits and nuts that drain your water supply?

M.T. Blake > Spanfeller is a twat 05/06/2018 at 19:19

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Exactly.